Alright enough of this shit lets get to it shall we? You are all gathered here today to ask ME questions! Now, which question would you like to ask me first?

Journalist: Well for one... who are you?

Me: Me? Well my name is Alex if you must know, and in full it is Alexander.

Jounalist: Mhm, Now how old are you?

Me: Well, lets see, there's that year, and that one, oh man and that one was hilarious.

Journalist: Next question, are there any big events happening in your life right now?

Me: Events? Ha! I call them bad luck charms, anyways, what I must say is later on today i will be going golfing with my friends so will be fun, and also on July 7th is my birthday. SO ALL OF YOU READING THIS BETTER WISH A DAMN HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And for all of you who read this after July 7th don't come to me, i'll come to you.

Journalist: How tall are you?

Me: Five foot, seven three quarters.

Journalist: What's your skin color?

Me: I'm a black guy deal with it.

Journalist: What's your hair and eye color?

Me: Well for my eye's they're blue oddly, and for my hair? What did I say was my skin color again?

Journalist: Anyways's moving on... how is your relationship status?

Me: My what?

Journalist: You know, a girlfriend.

Me: The F*ck are you talking about? No one in their right minds would like me.

Journalist: Personal nerve?

Me: Yes...

Gaia: Hey Alex!

Alex: Oh, dammit what is it Gaia?

Gaia: I want to answer a question!

Alex: Fine!

Journalist: How many Rp characters does he have, Gaia?
Alex: Dammit!

Gaia: What?

Alex: The only legetiment question that happens to deserve an intelligent answer.....take it Gaia I don't give a f*cking hoot anymore.

Gaia: Aww it's not about me. Anyways he has a few let me name them, first i'll do the humans then the pokemon.

There's: Alex, Ashley, Terral, Aiden, Lyantri, Sapphire, Rachael, Josh, Aquinas, and Annabeth and Sammantha.

Now onto the Pokemon ones: Zack, Cash, Tango, Plunin, Minsle, Reyna, Flygon, Sol, Almia, and Swampert, and then there's ME! Gaia!

Me: Alright Gaia you've had your fun now go jump in a lake or something.

Gaia: YAY!

Me: Stupid Regigigas.

Journalist:............ anyways do you have a crush?

Me: AGAIN WITH THE F*CKING PERSONAL QUESTIONS!

Journalist: Hm?

Me: Yes, yes I do.

Journalist: Are they on DA?

Me: That's for me to know and you to guess.

Journalist: Well that seems all the time we have here so far, join us next time.

Me: Must there be a 'next time'?

Jounalist: Yes.

Me: _Dammit.